Uranus goes FULL brat🧑🏼‍🎤

This Week in the Stars: July 7th - 13th, 2025 💫

Y'all, it's been a rollercoaster. Last week Uranus and Venus were hanging out (read: upheaval or revolutionization of Venus things like relationships, value systems and money) and NGL it really knocked me on my ass. But here I am with my butt dusted off, ready to get back on the horse. The horse being this newsletter, of course.

Mostly we're gonna talk about URANUS today because on Monday, July 7th it entered Gemini.

Not to overstate what you've already heard about this transit, but we gotta begin with the fact that every time Uranus enters Gemini, America, who has Uranus IN Gemini in it’s natal chart, has a moment™. And by moment, I mean armed conflict. Read: WAR.

Here's your 84-year Uranus cycle breakdown, because history DOES repeat itself:

1774-1782: Revolutionary War Era Uranus in Gemini birthed this country. The "shot heard 'round the world"? That was peak Uranus in Gemini energy - information sparking revolution. The Declaration of Independence was signed with Uranus at 8° Gemini, which is why the US has this placement natally. We're basically hardwired for information warfare.

1858-1866: Civil War Era 84 years later, Uranus returns to Gemini just in time to tear the country apart again. This time it was all about communication breakdowns between North and South, newspaper propaganda wars, and brother literally fighting brother. Very on-brand for Gemini twins energy, honestly.

1941-1949: WWII & Cold War Era The US entered WWII in December 1941 while Uranus was actually still at the end of Taurus (27°). But Uranus slipped into Gemini in May 1942, meaning we fought most of the war with Uranus in Gemini. Then immediately after? The Cold War begins. Enter: propaganda, espionage, and the birth of modern communication technology.

2025-2032: Our Current Cycle And here we are, 84 years later, with the US having its Uranus return. We won't hit the exact degree of return until 2027, but *gestures broadly at everything happening right now*.

What We're Working With Uranus is the planet of revolution, innovation, surprise, upheaval, technology, shock, eccentricity, radicalization, liberation, CHANGE. Basically, if it makes you go "what the actual fuck," Uranus probably had something to do with it.

Fun fact: Uranus is licherally the only planet that spins on its side, which is peak "I do things differently" energy, amirite? It helps us see old problems from completely sideways angles, which is why breakthroughs under Uranus transits feel so disorienting.

Gemini is a sign of duality, of communication, of collecting information like a crow collecting shiny objects. It's the ultimate tinkerer. It wants to take apart every idea, every story, every conspiracy theory. It cares more about quantity over quality, which means it doesn't really give a shit if the information being shared is true or not - it just wants ALL of it, ALL the time.

But here's where Gemini's tinkering gifts can fall into shadow: it's just as good at taking the head of one fact and the tail of another to create an entirely new false information beast. One real statistic plus one out-of-context quote plus one unrelated image equals a viral "news story" that's technically made of true parts but tells a completely false story.

Because of the duality, there's an innate power dynamic within Gemini energy: will we get the good twin or the bad twin? The helpful innovator or the chaos spreading trickster? And therein lies an innate binary. But perhaps Uranus in this sign wants to UPDATE or REVOLUTIONIZE the binary entirely - maybe we're moving toward something that transcends the either/or and embraces the both/and.

Gemini is mutable AF, which means it wants to constantly flit from one thing to another. Add Uranus's boundary-pushing energy and you get this frantic, buzzing atmosphere where revolutionary ideas multiply faster than we can process them. And Gemini moves quiiiiick. FAST AF. We're talking lightning speed information exchange, where misinformation spreads just as rapidly as breakthrough innovations.

Uranus in Gemini is VERY brat. It's giving brat green fluorescent light bulbs that your two inner wolves use as light sabers while they argue about whether you share that conspiracy theory you just read all the while chugging Sugar Free Red Bull mixed with the metallic tang of information overload.

Every time Uranus has been in Gemini, we've seen revolutionary leaps in communication technology. Revolutionary War era saw the printing press radicalizing the colonies through pamphlets, sparking discussions that led to mass movements. Civil War era gave us the telegraph revolutionizing long-distance communication. WWII/Cold War era birthed early computers for code-breaking, transistors, and the foundations of modern electronics. So what sort of communication or technological revolution does Uranus in Gemini 2025-2032 have in store?

2025's Uranus in Gemini stint (July 7 - November 7, 2025) is just the aperitivo before the chaos banquet we're about to feast at for the next 7 years. Buckle up, buttercups. The revolution will be fluorescent, frantic, and absolutely fucking fascinating. Obviously you're wondering where this chaos is gonna land in YOUR life...

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